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1.
Q.
What do you call a nude blonde standing on her head?
A. A brunette
with bad breath. |
5.
Q: What does a blonde say watching a porno?
A: There
I am! |
| 2.
A
blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me
when you get home?" "Sure," he replies. "What's the problem?" "Well, I
started a really hard puzzle and I can't even find the edge pieces." "Look
on the box," he said. "There's always a picture of what the puzzle is."
"It's a big rooster," she said. The husband arrives home and tells his
blonde wife, "Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box." |
6.
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car
and was pulled over by a woman police officer that was also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her
purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?"
she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your
picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it
and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said. The blonde officer
looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I
didn't realize you were a cop. |
3.
Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: Come
in her shoes and let the flies do the rest. |
7.
Q: How do you tell if a blonde is sexually satisfied?
A: Who
cares? |
| 4.
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and
told him that she and her husband wished to start a family. "We've been
trying for months now, doctor, and I don't seem to be able to get pregnant,"
she confessed miserably. "I'm sure we’ll solve your problem," the doctor
reassured her. "If you'll just take off your clothes and get up on the
examining table." "Well, all right, doctor," agreed the young woman, blushing,
"but I'd rather have my husband's baby. |
8.
A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching
the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn
Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead
replied, "I'll take that bet!" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde
gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said "I can't take this,
you're my friend" The blonde said "No! A bet's a bet". So the redhead said
"Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't
take your money" The blonde replied "well, so did I, but I never thought
he'd jump again!" |
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